just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee
Attain worldly knowledge — but never assume there isn’t anything more to learn. Learn enough to stop doubting myself into my own mental submission. Become more articulate.
Grow the spine of a Stegosaurus, and a sac that rivals that of those weird Japanese Raccoon drawings.
Remain the same in terms of rationale, patience and understanding.
…Learning how to fight would be awesome too, but definitely optional. I do not like hurting people… BUT WITH THAT, I CAN DO ANYTHING.
LIKE HANG GLIDE INTO THE MIDDLE OF A GANG FIGHT IN CAMBODIA AND EMERGE AS THEIR LEADER.